Tuesday, August 21, 2012

More Gas For The Rocket

With the signing of Roger Clemens to the Sugerland Skeeters, rumors abound that the former major league ace is attempting a return to the Big Leagues. While no spokesman for Clemens has confirmed this is the intent of the multi Cy Young Award winner, there are some unmistakable signs that Clemens is hoping to land a pitching contract with a major league team:
Roger Clemens baseball pitcher Houston Astros

  • The good people from Advil left an additional flat of Extra Strength pain relievers at his Texas home.

  • There are more flights arriving at Sugerland Texas this week than there are NHL teams filing for bankruptcy.

  • Roger is using the push mower instead of the riding tractor to get back in playing condition.

  • His neck has returned to it's normal size: Buffalo width
  • Three more horses arrived to his Houston ranch. More horses = More horse urine = more steroids.

  • Brett Favre's book "Your Guide To A Successful Comeback" is overdue at Clemens local library.

And here is Funny or Die's take on Roger Clemens' return: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6562/roger-clemens-2057-from-mikebarber88

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