- The good people from Advil left an additional flat of Extra Strength pain relievers at his Texas home.
- There are more flights arriving at Sugerland Texas this week than there are NHL teams filing for bankruptcy.
- Roger is using the push mower instead of the riding tractor to get back in playing condition.
- His neck has returned to it's normal size: Buffalo width
- Three more horses arrived to his Houston ranch. More horses = More horse urine = more steroids.
- Brett Favre's book "Your Guide To A Successful Comeback" is overdue at Clemens local library.
And here is Funny or Die's take on Roger Clemens' return: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6562/roger-clemens-2057-from-mikebarber88