Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Olympic Perverts

After an amazing weekend of Olympic competition, there was certainly much material to post on Dogs & Jeans. And readers have been rewarding this blog with a surge of readership over the first week of the London 2012 games. Here are just a few of the highlights to consider for posting when sitting down at the keyboard this morning:

  • Michael Phelps final Olympics swims
  • Oscar Pistorius’ historic able bodied 400m semi-final race
  • Britain’s surge in the medals
  • Canada USA soccer thriller
  • Usain Bolt Repeating as 100m champ
  • McKayla Maroney’s vault fault
  • Andy Murray’s gold medal at Wimbledon
  • US Basketball dominance
Any of these is certainly worthy of consideration. However, a brief review of the Google search terms that have brought surfers to these humble pages shows the top two terms are:
olympic camel toe outfit
  • Olympic Bulges
  • Olympic Camel Toe

Now I’ll be the last person to judge others (actually I’m one of the first people but just for argument’s sake let’s say I’m open minded), but it turns out that during the pinnacle of human athletic achievement, what people are really interested in are articles that focus on seeing genitals through biking shorts and competition leotards. They will pass over the drama that is the struggle for excellence instead searching for examples of junk straining against their spandex casing.

Sadly, for every person who applauds Missy Franklin and her teammates for their amazing performance in the pool, there are nine others interested only in how tight their swimsuits are. Ignore the longevity of Misty May-Treanor and Kerrie Walsh Jennings as they go for their thirds gold medal, but instead loop video of beach volleyball players riding their bikini bottoms.
Gabby Douglas hair

Sadder still is the trending topic of Gabby Douglas’ hair style. But don’t expect an blog posting on that any time soon.


Pearson said...

Yeah, we shouldn't look at beautiful healthy young girls in their prime, wearing miniscule skintight clothing made of the sheerest fabric imaginable that has more to do with showing their lithe beautiful bodies than with superior performance.
Are we supposed to take them seriously? If I want to see faster, higher further I watch the males. If I want a larf I watch the female bicycle race. (I love women's football/soccer)
Incidentally (for some reason) I don't find the female volleyballers at all interesting in spite of the RIDICULOUS rule that they dress in ridiculous outfits.

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