New allegations the results of the Miss USA pageant were predetermined emerged today. Following on the heels of last week’s resignation by Miss Pennsylvania on the ground that the contest was rigged, an anonymous source alleges Miss Florida knew the list of finalists even before the Top 15 had been announced. More contestants are expected to come forward accusing the Miss USA organization of potential fraud.
Scrambling to stave off further bad publicity, pageant officials are expected to announce changes to the Miss USA format. Insiders report to Dogs & Jeans that the beauty contest will abandon it’s talent portion in favor of a Hunger Games-style fight to the death. Challengers for the title will be isolated in an environmentally controlled arena where they will be pitted against one another for survival. Bikinis will be mandatory since Miss USA does not wish to stray too far from what it terms ‘core values’.
Pageant owner Donald Trump could not be reached for comment, however, a spokesman did state that the changes would still be “classy”.
Trooper Thorn is an avid outdoorsman and naturalist. He is a regular contributer to magazines and periodicals, as well as having written two previous novels.
Trooper lives on Vancouver Island with his wife, six children and an active yellow Labrador.