What to Do on Memorial Day

With the US stork markets closed for Memorial Day, haggard Facebook executives can take a day off from their struggles to re-vitalize investor confidence in their beleaguered company. Many are taking the time to enjoy some of the following events and activities:

 

• Writing "Game of Thrones" fan fiction
• Choosing between seeing "Men in Black III" or a repeat viewing of "The Avengers"
• Bathing
• Preparing snacks for tonight’s exciting episode of "The Bachelorette".
• A nap
• Catching up on cyclist Ryder Hesjedal’s Giro d’Italia victory (for Canadian Facebook staff)
• Starting to train for the UFC
• Sending "Sex & the City’s" Cynthia Nixon a wedding gift (no more shoes please)

• Tanning
• Updating their Match.com profile to ensure they are paired with Game of Thrones' Daenerys Targaryen
• Watching old videos of Al Stewart on YouTube