Newt Gingrich officially announced the end of his campaign for the Republican Party’s nomination on Wednesday. By dropping out and giving his support to Mitt Romney, the former Speaker of the House essentially established the beginning if the actual race for the White House.
Much to Gingrich’s credit, he agreed to have Dogs & Jeans’ Crack Political Consultants hook him up to a brain scanner during the press conference. With this patented technology, we were able to read the thoughts going through his mind as he gave his resignation speech:
“I wonder if I can get one of those reality TV shows like Sarah Palin?”
Trooper Thorn is an avid outdoorsman and naturalist. He is a regular contributer to magazines and periodicals, as well as having written two previous novels.
Trooper lives on Vancouver Island with his wife, six children and an active yellow Labrador.