Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Mel's Passion Revistied

Hearing Mel Gibson's latest rant prompted me to go back and watch “The Passion of the Christ” again. Considering all the public issues Mel has had over the past few years, I was able to watch the film in a new light. I’m not sure why I didn’t notice it before, but there were several things that suggest it’s historically inaccurate:

  • The sub-plot of Jesus and the apostles traveling behind enemy lines killing Nazis.
  • The Apostles’ Creed is: "There’s only one rule about being an apostle. Nobody talks about being an apostle.”
  • The part where they escape from the dinosaur clones.
  • Jesus’ sermon about greed being “good”.
  • The inclusion of a 13th apostle with autism.
  • On the way to Jerusalem, Jesus and his friend Sam have to destroy a gold ring by dropping it in a lake of fire. 
  • Jesus having his skeletal structure being infused with adamantium.
  • The part where Pontius Pilate leads a math class for underprivileged but intellectually gifted teens. 
  • Jesus’ slow-motion single handed fight with 200 Roman centurions. 
  • The fantasy/dream sequence where Jesus imagines Mary Magdalene on a blanket of rose petals.
  • The part where the elders in the Sanhedrin tie Jesus down to a table and try to cut him in half with a laser. 
  • When the Blessed Virgin beheads Pilate's wife with her Samurai sword.
  • The Russian roulette scene during the last supper.
  • The scene with Jesus and his friend Seth's unsuccessful attempt to bring alcohol to a party to impress some girls. 
  • Jesus' unsuccessful attempt to defuse the nuclear bomb hidden inside his cross. 
  • Judas is revealed as being a robot from the future.


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