Thursday, May 17, 2012

Facebook Has Changed

For several months, observers have notices subtle changes in the working environment at Facebook that suggest staff were expecting a huge financial windfall. With the announcement that the Facebook IPO is will generate $106 billion in revenue, high tech experts have confirmed that the employee benefits had indeed improved as a reflection of that huge cash influx. However, investment experts are cautioning anyone considering a purchase of Facebook stock.

These early budgetary expenses at the social media giant may only be signs of more out of control spending to come:

  • Mark Zuckerberg started sporting a monocle.
  • Wearing socks with sandals is still against the dress code unless the socks are gold lamé.
  • Free coffee in the lunch room now in a choice of hazelnut and Irish cream.
  • Road trip per diem now covers hooker expenses.
  • The date May 18 appears on "Timeline" as a old timey moneybag icon.
  • Employee iPad’s now come preloaded with the full premium version of Angry Birds.
  • Family members’ Facebook accounts are now free of advertising
  • Worked for Facebook for five years? Get a silver goblet! Everyone likes silver goblets!


Juli said...

And who doesn't want a job that includes hooker expenses?

Trooper Thorn said...

Juli: Good point. After all, not everyone can work for the Secret Service.

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