Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Rimshot Anyone?

It's time for a favorite feature on Dogs & Jeans: You Write the Punch Line!

We take a random odd news item and you, the readers, get to submit your best one-liner designed to really get the laughs going. Here is today's bizarre news story:

Man Shoots Wife and Self in Gun Safety Class
"During a brief absence by the instructor, a Roanoke, Va. man, shot himself in the hand while in at a local community college. The bullet then continued on and struck his wife in the leg."

Some examples of punchlines could include:
  • "Upon release from the hospital the husband is reported to have said next semester she gets to pick between Italian Cooking and Fun With Watercolors."
  • "Surprisingly, police said it was not the clumsiest murder-suicide they had ever seen."
  • "The wife appeared relieved saying 'That's it for the blow jobs!'"
  • "College Dean Claudine Longet say she couldn't figure out what all the fuss was about."

Okay, the last one might be too obscure, but you get the idea. Submit your punchline in the comments below and win the acclaim that goes along with being the funniest reader on Dogs & Jeans.


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