With the passing of William Lawlis Pace at 103 years of age, the world has lost the Guinness Book Record Holder for the "Longest Time Lived with a Bullet in a Person's Head". Now the search is on to scour the globe for another elderly person with shrapnel of any kind stick in their cranium. Much time is being spent focussing on both Congress and State Senates where the behavior of elected officials can be explained as being the result of such head trauma.
In a related story, the father of Balloon Boy is planning to shoot one or more of his kids in the head in a safe manner (low caliber, long distance), to prepare them for such notoriety later in life. "It may be too late for the olderst ones," he told reporters. "But the younger two may have a chance for fame by the time they are 100!"