- Brand-name cereal instead of the homeless generic cereal that lives in a bag
- Host an All-Seniors gymnastics meet
- The Cleveland Browns
- Produce the long awaited sequel to ¡Three Amigos!
- Tattoo removal
- Develop real-time Photoshop so the Kardashians can always looked "retouched"
- Hip implant, whether necessary or not
- Best Buy. All of them.
- Force Octomom to put her clothes back on.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Dogs and Jeans has been slow to post as we have been standing in line to buy Mega Millions tickets for the big draw. With a $540 million jackpot it will be possible to buy and do even some of the most trivial and silly things on Trooper's List: