Monday, February 20, 2012

Presidential Superheroes

With all the buzz surrounding the upcoming release of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Hollywood studios are scrambling to produce the next in a series of films featuring the exploits of past presidents and their battles against evil.

Dogs and Jeans is pleased to add to it's menu of President's Day features with this list of Super President movies coming soon to a dodeca-plex near you:

  • John Adams: Werewolf Whisperer
  • James Monroe's Celebrity Apprentice
  • John Tyler and the Case of The Murdering Mummy
  • James Buchanan: The Invisible Man
  • Ulysses S. Grant Is Not Buried In His Tomb!
  • Rutherford B. Hayes: First Mutant
  • Chaster A. Arther: The "A" Stands For America, Bitches!
  • William McKinley And Grover Cleaveland's Excellent Adventure
  • Warren G. Harding Knows What You Did Last Summer (and he's pissed!)
  • Herber Hoover vs Godzilla
  • Save Us From Zombies Richard Nixon!

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