Let's Excite the GOP Race!

Directors on The Republican Leadership Committee is concerned the American public has grown bored with the current race to pick a new Presidential Candidate. As the candidates prepare for this week's New Hampshire Primary, numbers are down for both the televised debates and voter registration. Fears that this trend will continue without controversial candidates like Michelle Bachmann and Herman Cain and as Mitt Romney increases his lead.

Desperate to re-capture people's imagination, the Committee has been entertaining nearly all options to re-invigorate the campaign:

• Have President Obama support Rick Santorum.
• How about doing something on MySpace? All the kids are using the MySpace!
• Hire a streaker or a sniper at future debates.

• Candidate bungee jumping.
• Have Tim Tebow win it for Tim Pawlenty in overtime.
• Free kittens for everyone!
• If Kelly Clarkson will sing for Ron Paul, maybe Cher will sing a song for Newt Gingrich.
• Parachute the candidates into North Korea with orders to assassinate Kim Jong-un.
• How about a bake sale? Who doesn't love a bake sale?
• Whoever wins the leadership will also get to marry a Kardashian of their choosing.