Top Ten Thoughts Running Through Kim Kardashian's Mind With Barbara Walters:
- Why is this old lady screaming at me?
- If Ron Paul can motivate his identified support to get to the polls, he can win the Iowa caucuses.
- Did I eat lunch already?
- Is that tingling the botox wearing off?
- I have to remember to call Lindsey Lohan later.
- Do dee do do, dum da dum.
- All human suffering is the result of the ego's denial of reality.
- I like kitties.
- Does an annulment put me on Santa's Naughty list?
- My feet hurt.
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I'm just stopping by different type of blogs and thought id say hello folks. So greetings from an Amish community in Pennsylvania, and wishing everyone a merry Christmas and a healthy and happy new year. Richard from Amish Stories
I'm guessing the only sound in her head is a very low humming sound and not much else. Maybe wind too.
Kim wouldn't merely wonder why this old lady is screaming at her. She'd wonder, Who IS this woman and why does she get to scream at me, the young and the beautiful Kim Kard . . . she stops there because she never learned to spell her last name.
Love,
Lola
All I want for Christmas is the Kardashians to go away. Forever.
Richard: What this blog needs are more Amish stories. Welcome, but don't try and sneak in any Hutterite stories!
Michelle: And crickets.
LOLA: Spelling is for the uglee.
Chopper: Perhaps a petition might help.
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