- You filed a paternity suit against Justin Bieber
- You are 16 and married a 51 year old guy from 'Lost'.
- You had multiple kids through in-vitro and then whored yourself out on TV.
- Your idea of serving community service is partying and posing for Playboy.
- Brett Favre sent you pictures of his 'nads.
- Your marriage to an NBA player lasted less time than a "Lord of the Rings" film festival.
- You have ever been on "Jersey Shore" or ever watched "Jersey Shore".
- You quit "Gossip Girl" to become a pale imitation of Courtney Love.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Following yesterday's announcement of the title of the new James Bond film "Skyfall", the name of the next Bond Girl has been revealed. Little known French actress Berenice Marlohe will soon join the ranks of such Hollywood legends as Diana Rigg, Ursula Andress, Honor Blackman and Denise Richards. Sadly, many other celebrities will be devastated at not having been selected as the latest James Bond ingenue. But if they had read the signs properly, they might have known they were not in the running: