Everything must go! With the failure of the Congressional Supercommittee, the USA is over budget and we're passing the savings on to you!!!! Congress must slash spending on entire departments meaning you can pick up pieces of America at low, low prices!
Looking for a new ride? We have a fleet of Presidential Escalades, fully loaded and bullet proof ready to roll off the Whitehouse parking lot. How jealous will your neighbors be when you drive up in one of these sleek, black babies?!
So don't delay. Help out your country and get that government issued merchandise you've always dreamed of! Come on down to Congressional Overstock, just off Independence Avenue in downtown Washington D.C.