- Yeah, fight to the death -- or at least until you're really just tired of squatting in a rat filled sewer!
- Libyan Strongman? More like The Bodybag of Banghazi.
- I'll say this for the Libyan insurgency -- they won't be taken seriously as a movement until they get more competent security around their construction sites.
- When your kids suggest putting you in a home, run!
- War on Terror? More like War on Hygiene.
- We laugh, but just wait till we see Barack Obama after eight months of retirement.
- Was that the "After" photo of Mitt Romney following six months on the backbenches?
- I hear Chris Angel keeps calling the Pentagon asking to rent the cement pipe "hiding hole" for his next stunt.
What? Too soon?