The Top Ten Reasons South Korea was awarded the 2020 Winter Olympics over Annecy, France and Munich, Germany:
- IOC members thought popular Korean cuisine items 'Bibim Guksu' and 'Dubu Kimchi' were competitive events.
- Casey Anthony endorsed France upon her release.
- Since the reunification of the East and West, German steroids are now just unrefined horse urine.
- Theme of Annecy opening ceremonies: "Go Back To Your Trailer Parks Lazy Americans!"
- Defending figure skating champ Kim Yu-Na can substitute in both short track and long track speed skating if needed.
- Concerns that French PM Nicolas Sarkozy would steal gold medals to offer as tribute to his wife, model Carla Bruni.
- German plans to import leftover snow from the Vancouver 2010 Olympics if their climate is further affected by global warming seemed "ill-conceived".
- IOC Committee was unable to think clearly because it was still too upset that Winnipeg was not in the running to host the games.
- Pyeonchang is now declared a "Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes-Free Zone".
- France? After the '92 Albertville fiasco? Are you serious?
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Laughing at the gold medals Sarkozy would steal!
Yogurt: If you won the Nordic Combined only to have him swipe it you wouldn't be laughing.
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