Forget botox, skin peels and aggressive collagen treatments. Switching to radical Muslimism may be the best way to recapture your youth. According to Fox News, Abdel Basset al-Megrahi the man behind the 1988 Lockerbie bombing that killed 270 airline passengers, is alive and well and participating in the pro-Qaddafi movement in Libya. Why this is significant, you may wonder, is because when he was released from a British prison 2 years ago, the man was given only 3 months to live!
When asked how this results in an apparent reversing of aging, the professor smiles.