Read Trooper's New Novel "Lost Armada"

A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

Click here: "Lost Armada".
Chapter 2 Now Posted

Friday, July 22, 2011

Praise and Demotivation

Today's post is not an unpublished Tolstoy novel (although I'm sure it would be a terrific read). I'm just sharing some of the accolades received so far on the first chapter of "Lost Armada". This will be followed by a light stretch and then the regular Friday Demotivational Posters.

What People Are Saying About Lost Armada:
"There sure are a lot of words and each one means something different" - Daniel Radcliffe

"Reading this has made me re-think my career choice of comedy." - Tina Fey

"Beep boop (whistle) boop beep." - R2D2

"The fluid language and narrative voice rival Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited in elegance, humor, and style. The characters and plot development, so rich, absorbing, and at once triumphant and tragic, put this fine novel in the same class as Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby." - Paris Hilton

Thank you everyone. Those are wonderful compliments indeed.

And now for something completely different...

















5 comments:

Ed said...

OMG dude. Those book reviews are EPIC!

Love the posters.

That is EXACTLY how I picture the Ninja Conferences.

Trooper Thorn said...

Ed: Your posters today were also funny, and safety concious.

LOLA said...

Trooper Darling, You had me at the review by Paris Hilton. More people should celebrate her intelligence and your talent.

Love,
Lola

Doug Stephens said...

That R2D2, such a scamp.

Trooper Thorn said...

Lola: Stop it. Paris and I are blushing.

Doug: He was the smarter of the two droids you aren't looking for.