Thursday, June 2, 2011

Who's Bulge Is That?

Representative Anthony Weiner has vehemently denied that he did not post the "Crotch Shot" that appeared briefly on his Twitter account. However, being a man of principle, he cannot deny if it is his anatomy featured in the photo. Investigators from the CIA, NSA and Pixar are examining the photo to determine who is really behind the underwear.


The formerly unknown Democrat has shot to the front of the limelight for nearly a week now, a fact not lost on other politicians. Since they are the sort to embrace the philosophy that "there is no such thing as bad publicity", many others are posting suggestive photos on Twitter. However, many seem to misunderstand the concept of "lewd and suggestive":
  • Tim Pawlenty has Tweeted his "before" shot prior to his success at Jenny Craig.
  • Sara Palin has posted a photo of herself skinning a rabbit.
  • Missing the mark entirely, Mitt Romney has posted a close up of his elbow dipped in butterscotch pudding.
  • Newt Gingritch tried to tweet a photo of his "coin slot" but grew confused when his land-line would not connect to the 'Net. He stapled some photo copies to telephone poles in his neighborhood instead.
  • President Obama, who has no need for gratuitous publicity, has uploaded this adorable video of a kitty dreaming. 
  • John McCain has posted a close-up of that weird, lumpy cheek he has.
Really going overboard, perhaps in a bid to remain relevant in California politics, Arnold Schwarzenegger has posted this candid video of himself having sex over the years. (Thanks to our friends over at Funny or Die for this bit).

9 comments:

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

These were funny...as usual.

This man in the corner with the belly is revolting. How does he see/find his own junk?

Trooper Thorn said...

Peg: As I understand it, gentlemen with his affliction use a block and pulley system, similar to the type used to move engines at the local auto shop.

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