Sadly, the world's largest chain will be in a position to implement these even more draconian female staff policies at a Wal-Mart near you:
- While male employees may participate in Movember, female employees are strictly forbidden from taking part in Julyna. There will be spot-checks "down there" just to make sure.
- To reduce absenteeism, "one child per family" policy now in place. All hail the glorious People's Store!
- Wal-Mart slogan "Save Money. Live Better" to be replaced by "Women Should Provide Heat in the Winter and Shade in the Summer."