Thursday, June 30, 2011

Greece Even More Spartan?

The Greek Parliament has passed an aggressive program of cut-backs in order to stave off government bankruptcy. In contrast to Obama's "tax increase" approach, the Grecian five year plan will focus more on severe spending reductions rather than raising revenue. Many feel the austere measures may be too much to handle, however, and will doom the plan to failure.

 
Some restrictions include:
  • Pants will no longer to have two legs. Only the left is to remain and will be called "pant".

  • To reduce food costs, parliamentary cafeteria will eliminate serving shish with any kebabs.


  • Government offices to be powered by static electricity. Rapid removal of a wool sweater keeps the lights on in a room for 15 minutes. Computers retrofitted to run by rubbing a balloon against your head and fixing it to the monitor.
  • Any potential bid for the 2020 Summer Olympics has been replaced by screenings of the film "300".

  • "Alexander The Great Museum" to be renamed "Alex The Moderately Successful Remembering Place".

  • Official car service to be replaced with piggy-backs from Albanian immigrants.

  • Cost of printing Greek flag will be reduced by eliminating all blue stripes.

11 comments:

Ed said...

These are AWESOME!

Love the kebobs one.

I just watched 300, AGAIN, last night. LOL

Henrietta Collins (aka Kage) said...

tell me, are these albanian immigrants good looking? i don't take piggyback rides from ugly people.

Trooper Thorn said...

Ed: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Kage: Mother Theresa and the Belushi Brothers claim Albanian heritage if that's any help...

Monkey Man said...

Then how would you be able to tell the difference between the Greek flag and the French flag?

Henrietta Collins (aka Kage) said...

it isn't...

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