- Sharing cookies with wolverines is a bad idea because they can pass on gingivitis.
- It is always best to resign from office after an on-line sex scandal.
- Mosquitoes are not pets.
- Many people consider "Godfather II" the superior film, but I still prefer "Godfather I".
- If you encounter a bear, avoid playing cards with it. Gambling tends to aggravate them.
- The AMA does not recognize "Charlie Sheen" as a drug suitable for in-home treatments.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
This morning I sent my daughter off to her first sleep-away camp. She did not appear to be nervous, but just in case, I gave her some of the following advice: