Sunday, May 22, 2011

What a Rip Off!

So no Rapture! After the months of promises, there was no worldwide Revelation, no Second Coming, not even a heavenly choir singing "Stay Tuned For More Updates".

So unless there was a secret Elevation of the Worthy that the rest of us don't know about, we will continue to struggle on in our mortal form, facing daily "Good News" stories like this:
I think I'll slip back into my cryogenic freezer for another year and see if things are any better.

May 23 Update: Looks like I only have to wait five months as the Rapture date has now been adjusted to Oct 21. It better happen this time or I will write a strongly worded memo on The Internet.

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