Monday, May 30, 2011

Palin's Magic Bus

Fox News is reporting that Sarah Palin has begun a national bus tour. However, she has not confirmed that this is in preparation for her bid for the 2012 Presidential Election. Of course not. She could have arranged the drive around in a big red-white-and-blue "One Nation" motor coach for a variety of other reasons:
  • She plans to audition for "American Idol" in every city until she makes it on the show.
  • What better way to see the lower 48 states with all of your family, friends, fund-raisers and political advisers?
  • She wants to see a ball game in every major league park in America.
  • How else can you hide when Arnold Schwarzenegger is hunting you down to have a love child with you?
  • She is looking for a Bikini/Shotgun Beauty pageant to enter. Somewhere.
  • Following Justin Bieber around the country is the main responsibility of the president of the Alaska chapter of the Justin Bieber Fan Club.
  • She is rounding up single women with low self-esteem for the next round of "The Bachelor".
  • This is the best way to raise your profile in hopes of being selected as a VP running mate again. Are you listening Tim Pawlenty?
  • It was an easier way to get out her message of country, faith and family that trying to figure out how "to do that Twitter".

10 comments:

Doug Stephens said...

I like how the Thunder Roll people said "We didn't invite her. She's just showing up."

LOLA said...

Sarah Palin: The Democrats' secret weapon.

Love,
Lola

Trooper Thorn said...

Doug: That's because their events have terrific potato salad.

LOLA: I thought she was the North Korean's secret weapon.

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