Monday, May 9, 2011

Obama's Hangover

In the wake of last week's killing of Osama bin Laden, President Obama's approval rating shot up to it's highest since taking office. However, the downside to such a rise is that there is nowhere to go but down. So, much like a junkie trying to get his next fix, Obama is scrambling to find another top priority security target to hunt down to keep the "high" going.

The Whitehouse has released the following list of potential canditates for US Special Forces to hunt down (Note: not all targets may be conveniently located in the same Pakistani compound):


Julianna said...

On Qddaffi...really... who told him that those outfits were acceptable? Oh, wait... I think it might have been the same one who scripts his speeches.

Mamma has spoken said...

How about Charlie Sheen on that list.

Felicia said...

I agree with Mamma, Charlie Sheen needs to be number one on that list and Stephanie Myers needs to be a bit higher.

Trooper Thorn said...

Julianna: I don't believe he owns a mirror.

Mamma & Felicia: I think Charlie will be solving the "Charlie Problem" through self-medication.

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