Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Bin Laden Movies

In the wake of this weekend's killing of bin Laden, Hollywood directors are lining up to pitch their ideas for films based on the terrorist leader's life. From 3D adventure to romantic comedy, we may see the Al Qaeda story soon at a Cineplex near you.

Michael Bay's Pitch:
Mankind in threatened by a semi-robotic race from the planet AL-K8-A. Their charismatic leader Ben Lay-10, is nearly successful in enslaving the human race until a band of rebels lead by a clone of Will Smith and retired colonel Dennis Quaid (who needs to be rescued from Alcatraz) infect the mothership with a computer virus. The whole AL-K8-A fleet is destroyed in 15 minutes of explosions.

Nora Ephron's Pitch:
Osama bin Laden and George Bush Jr. first meet as undergraduates at Yale. They immediately dislike each other, but over the years life's circumstances keep throwing them together. Through failed relationships, lost jobs and health crises each man is there to support the other. They come to realize how much each man means to the the other. In the end, the retire to Provence where they write a best selling cookbook.

James Cameron's Pitch:
On a transatlantic air flight, a young Muslim man falls in love with a wealthy New Your socialite. However their relationship is blocked by her wealthy fiancee who parachutes from the plane with the girl moments before it crashes into the Staue of Liberty. The hero survives and pledges to track down the fiancee and win back the girl. His search takes him to a distant planet where the fiancee's company is exploiting the natural resources of proto-Islamic populace. The hero assimilates with the natives and leads them in a revolt. they topple the evil company and he wins the hand of the girl.

Todd Phillips's Pitch:
A bunch of friends from a madras school struggle with the realities of jobs, marriage and parenthood. They decide to "get back to nature" with a weekend camping trip in the Nevada desert where they swing from monkey bars, run through tires and crawl under barb wire in an an effort to get back in shape. A rogue CIA agent mistakes them for Middle East trouble makers and the chase is on! Can they survive Las Vegas and prove their innocence?


Anonymous said...

Are you still worried how to match the watch gucci replica with the outfit so as to appear different and chic in the pub? I think you can find answer from the fashion Image Chip Wooster, he classic, and chic enough personal wearing. He is already 53 year old and with the height not reaching 170m, but on the contrary he louis vuitton replica bags the best fashion street snap image, the stars of the four big fashion week as well as the cameraman love him so much. If you are a man like him without the perfect body shape or enviable perfect body shape, you can find your fake chanel handbags on watching his fashion street snap, you will find it is not as hard as you thought about matching the cheap watches for men! The ninth jeans are the best winter item for a man; it is wise to match the fashion items together like him, a pair of ninth jeans in brown with the printing on pair with the earthy yellow which is just like the shinning sun in the winter. Besides, The chanel replica bags is crucial as it pertains up to the suit. And the Europe style shoes is really stylish, it attracts my eyes as soon as I saw him! The watch wearing on his left hand just likes leather mechanical fake louis vuitton sale which you can use it needs to be occasions are fashionable.

Minko Chen said...

cheap jordans
snow boots
the north face outlet
kobe 9
ugg clearance
michael kors outlet
chanel handbags outlet
chanel handbags outlet
hermes belt for sale
roshe run men
ugg outlet online
toms outlet
ugg boots
vans shoes
nike air huarache
tommy hilfiger
true religion outlet
cheap ugg boots
canada goose outelt
wedding dresses uk

John said...

louis vuitton handbags
hollister clothing
oakley sunglasses
prada handbags
coach outlet store online
running shoes
nike air max
uggs outlet
nike trainers uk
jordan retro 11
canada goose
louis vuitton outlet
abercrombie and fitch
canada goose jackets
louis vuitton handbags
cheap toms
chanel bags
nike roshe run women
michael kors outlet online
lebron shoes
louis vuitton handbags
christian louboutin outlet
uggs australia
tory burch sale
louis vuitton outlet
kids uggs on sale
burberry outlet
oakley outlet
uggs on sale
kobe 9
ray ban sunglasses outlet
polo ralph lauren
louis vuitton handbags
cheap oakley sunglasses
hollister outlet
canada goose outlet
ray ban sunglasses
jordan retro
true religion outlet