Thursday, April 28, 2011

Is Obama Canadian?

Canadian Election: Final Update
With Election Day coming up this Monday, today will be the last Campaign Update on Dogs and Jeans. It has been an interesting campaign, with gaffes and drama. The fortunes of the party leaders have risen and fallen in shocking ways. Now it is up to the voters to decide.

However, odds makers have surprised many with their recently published listing of Election Day Odds:
  • 3 to 1 that Jack Layton's NDP will form the opposition
  • 5 to 1 that Stephen Harper's Conservatives will win a majority government
  • 6 to 1 that Natalie Portman will have her baby on Election Day. 23 to 1 that she will name the baby "Ottawa" in recognition of that.
  • 8 to 1 that Michael Ignatieff's Liberals will win a minority government.
  • 10 to 1 that people will be too busy watching Oprah's last shows to get out and vote
  • 13 to 1 that Baskin-Robbins will introduce a new flavor to celebrate the rise of the NDP called "Jack Layton's Coalition Crunch".
  • 18 to 1 that Nicolette Sheridan will appear in a dream sequence on Sunday's
    "Desperate Housewives" and urge people to vote for the Green Party.
  • 20 to 1 that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fake and he was actually born in Saskatchewan. 30 to 1 he resigns immediately and seeks the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada.
Post Election Update:
Conservatives won a majority, the NDP are the Opposition and the jury is still out on Obama's birth certificate (but he did kill bin Laden, so that does point to him being Canadian!).

3 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

Those crazy kids up north...

Trooper Thorn said...

Pat: Just wait until you see how exciting the election is today!

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