Is He Enough Man?

CBS has already moved ahead with "Two and a Half Men" after announcing they were releasing star Charlie Sheen on Monday. Just a day later, a spokesman for the network informed Dogs & Jeans that they were in negotiations with several celebrities to replace Sheen as quickly as possible.

"It's out number one show," said the representative speaking under anonymity. "We can't afford to keep it off the air for long." Several stars are apparently in line to take over the franchise and assume some of Sheen's enormous pay check. "We are looking for someone with that rare mix of charm, humor and unpredictability."

Top of the list was Ironman star Robert Downey Jr. However commitments to existing film projects have prevented him from agreeing. "Right now our hopes are that a certain Libyan strongman comes to his senses and gets on a plane to Hollywood! Wink, wink."