Read Trooper's New Novel "Lost Armada"

A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

Click here: "Lost Armada".
Chapter 2 Now Posted

Friday, March 4, 2011

Friday Prize Demotivation

And the winner of yesterday's Mad-Lib News contest was ... Doug Stephens!

Doug is the proud owner of up to three blogs and writes about work, sex, money and his lifelong romance with the fermented curd. As a special prize for having THE ONLY SUBMISSION yesterday, Doug receives 2 personalized Demotivational Posters today.

Poster Number One: Standard Demotivation
Poster Number Two: Crazy Charlie Sheen Version
And now for the rest of the Demotivational Posters:











6 comments:

sybil law said...

Holy crap- the last one killed me. Ew, ew, eewwwwwww.

Coffeypot said...

I love rainbows and I’m not even gay. I especially like what is behind the rainbow. And in a related admission, I find roofies very helpful and user friendly.

Mala said...

The last two were especially awesome!!!! I'll have nightmares about both.

And seriously, I was thisclose to entering the contest... but currently I'm time-zone challenged, sleep deprived and perhaps just a little *cough* hungover.... A few more hours and I would have had my homework submitted. Swear.

Nari said...

Um, I don't know if I'm more disturbed to think of it as pubic hair or spiders...I am still queasy, either way.

Amy said...

A lot of good ones, except the spiders. That one creeped me out.

Missy said...

I want Jedi Powers...
Hate the Pubic Spiders!