International observers are concerned that Canada will descend into anarchy if events this week are any indication of things to come. In a shocking move, a consortium of broadcasters has refused to allow Green Party leader Elizabeth May to take part in two televised leaders debates later in April. Even though the Green Party runs a distant 5th in popular support and has never elected anyone to parliament, many feel this is the "thin edge of the wedge" that could lead to a complete ban of all opposition parties.
"We've seen one party rule in Iraq, Egypt, Libya and Arizona," said an unnamed Green Party member. "Is this what the world wants for the largest country on North America? Think about it. Peacekeepers from Holland and the Ukraine roaming our streets? Is that what you want?!"
*While Canadians struggle on in the absence of a government, each Thursday Dogs and Jeans will present a weekly update on election issues.