Almost anyone! The
tuneless performance of the Black Eyed Peas during the
Superbowl half time was so terrible, the NFL has produced a ranking of other entertainment which would be preferable should someone ev
er suggest the Peas be invited back:
- A push-up contest featuring contestants from The Biggest Loser but without Jillian Michaels crying or yelling at anyone.
- Clips of Dana Carvey's dreadful 2002 film "The Master of Disguise"
- A lecture from US Surgeon General Dr. Regina M. Benjamin on the importance of getting a flu vaccine
- Video of Christina Aguilera's pre-natal sonogram
- A presentation of new apps for the Apple iPad by former White House correspondent Helen Thomas
- A selection of "Glee" hits performed by the background cast (you know the kids who show up only during the musical numbers but disappear from the school as soon as the song ends?)
- A panel discussion on the impact of climate change featuring Al Gore, Rham Emanuel and one of the actresses from "The Roomate" that no one call tell apart.
er suggest the Peas be invited back:
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6 comments:
Horrible, horrible...good god that was a horrible show... I would rather have listened to the sounds of old men moaning during a lemon party...
Meatbag: I agree, but what is a "lemon party"? Is that another sexual act euphamism that I don't know?
At least there were no wardrobe malfunctions. Bet that's why so many people tune it though.
Madame: If Fergie had a "malfunction". it would have drastically improved things. However, it more likely would have been the weird tall guy who doesn't sing havign his pants fall down.
I've heard them singing live over here and they are terrible. Mind you, I'm taking my 13 year old daughter and 5 friends to see 'The Saturdays' (YouTube them at your peril!) It will be as pleasant as having my eardrums sucked out through a straw. Wish me luck!
Wylye Girl: And here I thought The Saturdays would be a Bay City Rollers cover band.
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