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A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Valentine's Demotivation

This weekend dovetails to the most romantic day on the calendar. No, it's not Arbor Day; we still have to wait two more months for that. It's Valentine's Day!

You can celebrate Valentine's Day in the traditional manner: refuse to renounce Christianity and be martyred at the stake with a likely beheading. Or you can succumb to the secular version of gift giving, chocolates and oral sex. Your choice.

While you decide, please enjoy these Demotivational Posters.












5 comments:

OneZenMom said...

<3 this. ;)

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Ha!! Those are great.

My Valentine's Saturday was awesome. We went to Walmart then Pizza Hut. It was the MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER. I'm only sad we didn't round things up by getting trashed in a cheap motel room.

Actually, I forgot it was Valentine's and I had to get toilet paper and bread and then pizza. But I can at least pretend I'm a cheap date.

Okay, I AM a cheap date...

powdergirl said...

The pink poodle and the pink fool: WTF?

Daddy Geek Boy said...

This is pretty awesome right here.

Trooper Thorn said...

OneZenMom: I can never tell which is more favourable: <3 or 3>.

VA: I hope you got the supreme pizza at least.

powdergirl: I think they are roommates.

DGB: Thanks dude.