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A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Link to Rescue Zelda, Again!

Today marks the 25th Anniversary of the release of The Legend of Zelda. In a strange convergence of Fantasy and Reality, Moammar Qaddafi has announced he has kidnapped Princess Zelda! The embattled Libyan leader says she will remain in an undisclosed fortress location until protesters in Tripoli disperse.Qaddafi claims he will "die as a martyr" in the homeland of his father, Ganandorf.

The Nintendo Corporation has announced that Link, the hero of the popular vidoe game series will be dispatched to North Africa to rescue the princess. "Link is resolved to find every one of  Qaddafi's hidden dungeons and solve his inscrutable puzzles," said spokesman Shigeru Miyamoto. " He will leave no item, potion, jewel or magical device behind no matter how useless, even the Harp of Ages. This is a quest not only for Zelda, but for all free people everywhere."

Expect The Legend of Zelda: The Sands of Libya to be available this summer, but only for Commodore 64.
Posted by Trooper Thorn at 10:24 AM
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