Justin Bieber's loss as Best New Artist last night was not the only surprising occurrence at last night's Grammy Awards. The night was full of shocks that did not include Lady Gaga wearing meat:- Rianna's arrival dressed as a character from a Dr Seuss book.
- Hosni Mubarak's acceptance speech for "Longest Running Benevolent Dictator" was eerily free of references to "rock throwing revolutionaries".
- Miley Cyrus managed to remain uncharacteristically non-slutty for the entire evening.
- All copies of Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now" being destroyed after they won "Most Overplayed Cross-Over Hit".
- Katie Perry winning "Most Likely to Have A Series of Marriages Like Elizabeth Taylor".
A swift rescue of Lady Gaga was required when Cee Lo attacked her egg costume in an effort to make "me a F*** You omelet!"- Esperanza Spalding's double win for "Best New Artist" and "Hair Most Like a Fur Hat".
- Justin Bieber's 9 PM curfew prevented him from dancing in the closing number but he was allowed to have have a drink of water after bed time.
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Lady Gaga = I remember the first time she appeared on stage as Bjork...just because you wear a meat dress doesn't make you more interesting, you attention whore...
As for the Beebs, I heard he was on the verge of having his testes drop on him...no wait, I heard that wrong...I think they meant his vagina was about to drop...
A giant and hearty, "ha!" to all of these.
Katie Perry's a slu-ut. *highpitchvoice*
I am still confused about the whole egg thing.
Meatbag: What a world we live in when Bjork seems quaint.
DGB: And a "ho!" back to you, Sir!
3GirlKnight: Why the sudden high pitched voice? Did Katy Perry just kick you in the nuts?
Missy: You're confused? Think how the chicken must feel.
Any word whether Justin was able to stay dry all night? That past-the-bedtime-drink, can be dangerous.
Excellent wrap-up despite the fact the Grammys were a snore-fest.
Praying to the Entertainment gawds that the Oscars will be far more exciting!
It should have been "Hair Most Like a Fur Cat" or "Hair most like a Furry Vagina.
I was surprised Bieber didn't win anything...but in a good way.
Mala: I think the audience was allowed to drink, like at the Golden Globes, you might be more entertained.
Meolissa: You meant "pussy" for both right?
Shell: So was an entire nation!
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