Google To Free Egypt

Google Executive Wael Ghonim has been freed by Egyptian authorities but refuses to back down on his calls for the Mubarak government to step down. In fact, the software professional is calling on Google to take a bigger role in broadening the protests. Google will then lay the foundation for a transition to a new government and social structure in the Middle East.

Who say's we don't need no education? Google Chrome will be the main source of information, replacing not only the Koran, but all schools. Google Books will replace libraries. Citizens must carry an e-book reader or tablet device with them at all times.

Want to mail a letter to a loved one in Fateh? Forget it! Only Gmail from now on fellow Egyptians.

Tired of the hassle of opening and closing your little shoe store or vending stand every day? Google Ads will become the sole source of commerce. All trade of goods and services will be available through Facebook groups like "Fans of Falafel".

Say goodbye to overcrowded buses on dusty roads and invasive security at Cairo's airport. Travel will be restricted but citizens are free to experience the world through Google Earth, Google Maps and Google Street View.

Does having to choose between satellite or cable services get you down? Well no more!The need for broadcast television will be eliminated as Google Video will deliver all forms of entertainment.

These day's, the only thing newspapers are good for is wrapping Nile Tilapia. Google Blogger will become the main source of current events.

Why wait in line-ups with tourists to see a bunch of boring paintings? The art galleries will be closed to the public, but all images will be available on Google Picasa.

Of course all of this will be available on each Egyptian's government supplied Google mobile device ready, for shipment now.

It will be a harmonious Google Utopia. A Gootopia if you will.