Read Trooper's New Novel "Lost Armada"

A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

Click here: "Lost Armada".
Chapter 2 Now Posted

Friday, February 25, 2011

Friday Demotivation

The number of new visitors to Dogs & Jeans has doubled in the past two weeks. I hope this is more attributable to the hilarious jackassery posted here every day rather than to the number of people housebound due to inclement weather with no other entertainment than Hogan's Heroes and back issues of Readers Digest. Either way, if the trend continues, Dogs & Jeans fans will have the opportunity to read some of my new novel "Lost Armada" this spring before it is published. So keep spreading the word and maybe we can bypass Amazon.com entirely!

For your immediate reward, however, here is an extra dose of Friday Demotivations!














5 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I'm a big demotivational posters fan so Yay. Also? That moose just CRACKS ME UP. Hysterical.

Missy said...

His first, his last is the best!!!!

Kage said...

damn i look adorable in that "meanwhile in canada" picture.

though i don't know who the fuck that guy is.

Madame DeFarge said...

I love the moose too. And the Jedi Community college one.

Trooper Thorn said...

VA: Moose are huge picture whores.

Missy: Then it was worth it.

Kage: He's the guy who gave you the peanut butter.

Madame: There's more Jedi stuff coming.