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A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday Demotivation

Thanks for all the complimentary comments and emails from yesterday's post: The Joy of the Low Maintenance Woman. I'm just waiting for that weirdo from "Boycott American Women" to post here again, or send an anthrax-laced letter to the Dogs & Jeans offices.

Now it's time for the posting you have all been waiting for: the Completely Random Friday Demotivational Posters! (Some of the ladies featured here are definitely high maintenance)

Have a great weekend everybody.











9 comments:

Mala said...

Fabulous selection! And that last one is more like a super sizing.

And Mr. Boycott American Women won't be here today. He's busy working on his other blog I Live in My Parents' Basement, Addicted to Gaming and Have a Very Small Penis . blogspot

Have a great weekend.

Trooper Thorn said...

Mala: I tried to register that name at GoDaddy. Now I know who has it.

Stacy Lynn said...

LMAO at Mala's comment. That idiot ticks me off. I went to his blog to leave some comment love, but guess what? There's no commenting on his blog. Imagine that. Anyway, not even sure he's real. There's no url to track back and "he" originates in India.

Paxford said...

love the posters :)

"Mr. Boycott American Women" - he hit my blog too...
Much mocking occured since I'm an Aussie chick.

Pax
[Downunder]

Ed said...

Good Stuff!

LOVE AMERICAN WOMAN.
BOYCOTT INDIAN DOUCHES.

Madame DeFarge said...

I've had Mr Boycott American Women too. I don't feel special anymore. And what a fine collection of motivational posters. I am motivated to eat more just so I can be a poster girl.

Missy said...

Hilarious!!!

Trooper Thorn said...

All: Mr Boycott sure seems to get around!

StephanieC said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha.

That is all.

Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?

p.s. Consider yourself upgraded. ;-)