Al Qaeda To Change Image?

As unrest spreads across the Arab world, dictatorships are teetering on the brink. All of this has occurred without any involvement from Al Qaeda. Regime change has long been the mandate of Osama bin Laden's organization, but to have it happen without their support has come as a shock. If the trend continues, the world's foremost terrorist organization risks sliding into total irrelevance. No more fund-raising, no more training camps or annual conventions at The Bellagio.

Al Qaeda has boldly launched a new program to re-brand and re-market itself to appeal to the post-revolutionary Arab countries:

• Playboy will collaborate with Al Qaeda to feature beautiful veiled women in their upcoming photo spread: Girls of the Fertile Crescent.
• Launch the 1st Annual Persian Country Music Awards hosted by Kellie Pickler and Billy Ray Cyrus.
• As Bin Laden himself has maintained a sleek 2% body fat eating nothing but goat, chick peas and yak milk tea, the newly published "The Al Qaeda Diet" will be a best seller. Expect disgraced Jenny Craig spokesperson Kirstie Alley to shoot the first commercials.
• In the event of a pro football lockout, form the AFL (Al Qaeda Football League) with the following six teams: Riyadh Raiders, Yemen Infidels, Beirut Bombers, Libyan Martyrs and the Mighty Saints of Mecca.
• Announce it's own series of postage stamps aimed at collectors featuring popular celebrities Justin Bieber, Derek Jeter, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia and the cast of "Twilight".
• Develop new phone app game to rival Angry Birds: Outraged Muezzins. Watch for the iPhone announcements!