Third Times The Charm, Open Military!

Dogs and Jeans has reached a milestone (or a new low, depending on your perspective). To celebrate the Senate's vote to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" we are posting for the third time the ever-popular suggestions for replacement legislation, but this time there's a picture! So if you haven't read it before, pretend like it's new. And if you have read it, stop bitching! It's not like you are paying for content.


A Pentagon working group has begun studying "the issues associated with properly implementing a repeal" and launching a new, more humane and inclusive policy.

Dogs & Jeans' Crack Research Squad has obtained an advance draft of some of the suggested alternative programs to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". It is expected that over the next year a series of focus groups will evaluate if these suggestions are more suitable, or at least, "catchier":

• The Army: Now With Better Music
• Homosexuals Hate Terrorists Too
• Ask, and Tell, and Giggle About It
• Be Grateful Somebody With an Education is Taking the Pay-Cut to Serve
• The Navy: Like a Gay Cruise, Only More Drab and Without Pilates
• An Army of One (who is going to mind his or her own damn business)
• Don't Ask, Don't Tell, but if you girls want to kiss a little, that's okay
• There's Strong, and Then There's Army Strong, and Then There's Army Strong With an Appreciation of Color and Texture
• Raising the Property Values of Military Bases Across the Globe
• The US Marines: We Can Kick Your Asses AND Dance Too Bitches!
• Air Force: The Wild Blue Yonder Just Got Wilder