Naughty Assange?

Bail for WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been temporarily suspended pending an appeal from the Swedish courts. Lawyers are trying to prevent Britain from releasing Assange on a series of sexual charges. In hopes of increasing pressure, here are new surprising allegations to keep him behind bars:

• Set off the explosions that caused the Chilean Mine Disaster
• Performed breast augmentation on Heidi Montag
• Introduced Snooki to tanning
• Asked Auburn University for money for Cam Newton to play
• Sent pictures of his penis to Jenn Sterger from Brett Favre's phone
• Produced Lebron James TV show "The Decision"
• Suggested to BP they drill in the Gulf of Mexico
• Kept voting for Bristol Palin on "Dancing With the Stars"
• Approved the TSA's new aggressive fondling procedures
• Took Christine O'Donnel to her first Wicca meeting
• Told Roger Clemens the injections were for "super sexiness"