Friday Demotivation: TSA Handbook

Have you been groped, fondled or generally humiliated at the airport recently. It's no surprise given the TSA Security Handbook recently uncovered by Dogs and Jeans Crack Research Squad. Take a look for yourself:

America's Last Line of Defence:
Welcome to the exciting world of Airport Security! Your job is to catch terrorists and keep America safe. Terrorists are everywhere! There are thousands and thousands of them, and they could be anyone. Which is why it's surprising no TSA Agents have ever caught any. Use some of these handy visual tips and you could be the first!
Good luck and God Bless.