So you lost the mid-term election. Turn that frown upside down! Whether you saw it coming like a brush fire, or you were completely blindsided by an opponent in the weeds, look on this as a chance to re-define your life. This is the opportunity to do all those things you meant to do, but your commitment to public service got int he way!
Don't have a list? Don't worry. Dogs & Jeans has a few past-times to get you started on the road to recovery:- P90X: You've seen the commercials. Now it's time to get ripped!
- Learn a New Language: Fit in at the Polish Friendship Hall or the Chinese Cultural Center and garner some new support in case you decide to run again.
- Take a Mistress: Let's face it, your wife isn't going to want you hanging around the house feeling her up all day. She's got shit to do.
- Oscar Winners: Have you seen every Academy Award winning film? Really? What about "The Best Years of Our Lives" or "Gigi"? I didn't think so. Fire up that popcorn popper!
- Botox: Let's face it, you're not getting any younger.
- Macrame: 'Nuff said.
Travel for Pleasure: Have you been outside the country for non-government business recently? How about out of the state. Then it's time to pack your bags and see the world. you can start with visiting the statue of the Virgin Mary in Windsor, Ontario that weeps healing tears. They might even sell souvenir T-shirts.- Fantasy Football: Don't be the last person in North America to join a league.
- Write a Novel: Those years in Washington must have provided great material for a best-seller. No? Then write a story about a detective from the future who solves crime with a wisecracking robot? You're welcome.
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For most of them, lets hope your list works and they don't come back and put their names on anymore ballots.
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