Shocking Bush Regrets!

In interviews with Matt Lauer and Oprah Winfrey, former President George W. Bush recounted some key moments during his tenure in the White House. His decision not to attend the Katrina Flood immediately and the absence of WMD's in Iraq are things he regrets and describes in his new memoirs how they haunt him still. However, there are some even more intriguing personal revelation in "Decision Points" that tell of a man tortured by doubts of the past:

• Has rejected offers to join Dancing With The Stars unless he can partner with Julianne Hough, but the calls are coming less frequently now.
• After seeing Kanye West's "Bush hates black people" rant, Bush went to Siberia for 8 days to train like in Rocky IV, just in case the two ever met up.
• Always wondered if he could have thought up a more original nickname for Condaleeza Rice than simply "Condi".
• His first thought on 9/11 was that it was a sneak attack by Canada just like in 1812.
• On more than one occasion during brush clearing exercises at his Crawford ranch, Bush cleared the brush of a neighbour (try not to make that sound dirty if you tell someone at the office).
• Bush was dissuaded from using the power of the Oval Office to have Congress declare The Texas Rangers as "America's Team" and "Walker Texas Ranger" as "America's TV Show".
• The screenplay he wrote while campaigning for re-election has still not been produced but he still has hopes for "Indiana Jones and The Hanging Gardens of Babylon (where there is a portal to a parallel dimension where weapons of mass destruction can be hidden)".