Harry Potter Surprises

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" destroyed all competition at this weekend's box office. Most reviews have been favourable for Part 1 of the 2 part series finale. However, many faithful viewers were shocked to see so many popular culture references in the film:

• Ron refuses to search for horcruxes until after watching “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” on TLC.
• While Dumbledore remains dead, Bobby Ewing emerges from the shower saying that it was “all a dream”.
• The theme song about teenage angst at a magical high school was written and performed by Taylor Swift.
• Professor McGonagall’s confession about her shape-shifting weekend tryst with Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen.
• How invasive the pre-broomflight security pat-downs are.
• Bristol Palin’s last minute loss to Professor Snape on Dancing With the Stars.
• Voldemort admits the key to his dark powers is the Apple iPad.