Read Trooper's New Novel "Lost Armada"

A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

Click here: "Lost Armada".
Chapter 2 Now Posted

Friday, November 19, 2010

Harry Potter Demotivation

Today is the release of the Part 1 of the finale in the series Harry Potter and the Healthy Swallows. To celebrate, Dogs & Jeans is devoting an entire series of Demotivational Posters to The Boy Who Lived and His Pals.

Expeliaramus!












July 2011 Update: Deathly Hallows Part II now holds the record for biggest drop off from a record opening weekend. Rumors swirl that the movie will be re-released with Captain America as the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher.

5 comments:

Mala said...

Voldemort can touch me...just sayin'

Trooper Thorn said...

Mala: I'm sure he already knows, so watch out!

Missy said...

These are great! I love the Chinese Army!

ChopperPapa said...

I wish Harry would use that wand and make Twilight go away....forever.

Trooper Thorn said...

Missy: A billiion Chinese people can't be wrong!

ChopperPapa: Then he could get rid of all the vampires on TV too.