Democrat's Money Machine

With this week's massive mid-term election defeat, President Obama is scrambling to find ways to rebuild support for his party. Dogs & Jeans has uncovered the Democrat's secret plans for their Money Machine which they hope will garner enough votes to regain control of the House and secure a second term in The White House. Good luck with any of the money that comes your way.

Step 1. Receive request from stakeholder group;

Step 2: Obama steps on rake attached to string and pulley;

Step 3: String pulls over candlestick;

Step 4: Wax pours into cup ;

Step 5: Cup becomes heavy and breaks through tissue paper;

Step 6: Cup falls and wakes up beaver;

Step 7: Beaver chews through sapling;

Step 8: Sapling falls over and springs catapult;

Step 9: Catapult launches giant bag of money;

Step 10: Bag of money flies in front of fan, which blows cash in all directions (except to those who truly need the money)

Rube Goldberg would be so proud!