Passengers aboard the crippled Carnival Cruise Ship "Splendor" are safely back in port. The past week has been less than pleasant for the disappointed holiday goers. However, despite having no electricity or working plumbing after fire ripped through the vessel, the Carnival staff did their best to maintain a "vacation atmosphere". Here is a sample of the daily itinerary"08:00 Low Cal Breakfast - Salteens and old coffee warmed in the burning sun
10:00 Activity - Backed up toilet scrubbing on the Poop Deck (no jokes please)
12:00 Lunch - Mayonnaise sandwiches with canned milk
13:30 Activity - Fashion you own distress banner from dirty bedsheets
16:00 Tea - Just kidding. There's no tea
18:00 Supper - All you can eat Spam (as long as "all you can eat" is one can per couple)
20:00 Dancing - Tonight's Theme "Romance Is In The Air - Or Is It Sewage?"
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I've never taken a cruise... the hubs and I thought we'd go on one this winter, just the 2 of us (he's never been on a cruise, either)
After this... I'm not sure I want to take the chance. If I'd been on that boat, they'd've had to knock. me. out. AH MAH GAH, I'm getting panicky just thinking about being stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean... with no power... no food...
Very creative bro! Warm beer and sea sickness is SUCH the combination.
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