- Each host replaces the Field Goal Holder on one of the remaining NFL teams. Whichever team makes it the farthest in the playoffs with a talk show host “in tact” determines who keeps their show (once they recover from their injuries).
- Each host must replace Vince Offer as the Slap Chop Pitch Guy. Whoever sells the most Slap Chops in a 24 hour period gets their pick of program slots.
- Each host records an album and the highest CD sales by the end of March determines the winner. The song selection must be an equal mix of Motown hits and Dixieland jazz.
- Each host must participate in an underground cross-country car race from Connecticut to California using all manner of modified vehicles, ribald comedy and slapstick humour to win against a cast of off-beat characters. No, wait. That’s the plot of
In all seriousness (we can be serious at Dogs & Jeans), each host should challenge each other to raise more money for the victims of Tuesday’s earthquake in Haiti. The winner not only receives their desired time slot, but both will really be doing something meaningful.