- Vampires are able to travel in the daylight but are incapacitated by the sound of Kim Kardashian’s voice,
- In the Twilight world, Obama has accomplished no change there either,
- Teenage werewolves, while in human form, are allergic to shirts,
Attractive people can be unhappy. Who knew? - Once again, obtaining a good education to prepare kids for college and a career seem to have no place in Hollywood’s version of high schools.
- The fate of mankind depends on getting as many people as possible to a
secret location in China to withstand the oncoming global catastrophes. No wait, that’s the plot of the movie “2012”. And the “Hannah Montana” movie. - Ripping the flesh off of an animal and drinking it’s blood just isn’t sexy, no matter how slow the “slo-mo” is.
- The werewolf community is split over it’s support of Jon or Kate.
- Foreshadowing of plot of “Twilight 3: Eclipse” suggests Edward, Bella, Jacob and Alice will be travelling the country in a van, solving mysteries.
- Compared to vampire girls, mortal girls are a drag.
- In a fight between a vampire and a werewolf, Mike Tyson would still win (if biting were
allowed). - As much as he’d like to be a vampire, Adam Lambert is just a singer.
- Even The Immortals give all the crummy jobs their minority members.
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13 comments:
I love it.
Every sparkly word of this list is true.
Vampires suck!
Know what the vampire said to the high school girl? See ya next period.
Outstanding! I am glad to hear that Hollywood is keepn' it real!
Glad to report that I did not see a guy over the age of 25 in line to see this yesterday when we went to see 2012.
Ahhhhh, fabulous list. I refuse to get sucked into this Twilight crap.
Then again, I like my men old enough to legally drink. So I got that going for me.
You know, when I was a child I use to believe that vampires existed (common folklore). Grandma's way of scaring the s*7^t out of me. I WANT TO BELIEVE AGAIN, especially if they will bring out the hot wolves. Ohhhhh bite me.. I better stop!
Ed: "Sparkly" eh? I'll have to draw little hearts over my "i"s, and rainbows and unicorns.
Coffeypot: Then she complained to the vice-principal and the vampire was forced to take lithium to attend school.
J in the D: Speaking of 2012, I never knew limo's were such kick-ass off-road vehicles.
Mala: You like your men over 19? Mala's kickin' it Old School!
WVW: But they never call after they do bite.
Attractive people? Unhappy? Now I've heard everything.
Dang, and I thought this movie was gonna be realistic :(
Sparkly ;)
Meghan: Apparently money doesn't buy happiness either.
Jaina: All the body glitter you can handle.
As one of our rules said in college, glitter is a necessity, NOT an accessory. Lol. (I don't actually own any right now)
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